This Is Not A Weapon Women's Slides

Latino kids know the drill—a sandal in hand could mean business. But these flip-flops? They’re here to rewrite the narrative. With “This Is Not a Weapon” boldly printed, they’re the perfect mix of humor, nostalgia, and a nod to surviving la chancla. Designed for comfort and durability, these slides are your summer essential. Whether you’re lounging by the pool, hitting the beach, or reminding everyone that sandals can just be footwear, this pair has you covered—literally. Cushioned and durable faux leather upper strap for maximum comfort and chancla-proof vibes Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole for easy movement when you need to escape… or relax Contoured, textured footbed that hugs your feet like mamá’s love (minus the scolding) Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability—these slides aren’t going anywhere Spot clean only, because a little care goes a long way Printed, cut, and handmade for a unique, guilt-free experience Available in select countries (check the list!), so be sure to order where shipping’s available. And yes, there might be a glue-like smell upon arrival—but don’t worry, it’ll disappear faster than you can say “no más chanclas.” Crafted on demand, these slides are made to order with zero overproduction. Thanks for keeping your humor sharp and your style sustainable. 🖤

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