Koalas Clap Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

Turns out the cutest animals are sometimes the most diseased. Much like your ex. This soft fleece sweatshirt is your perfect passive-aggressive conversation starter. It’s cozy. It’s comfy. And it’s a walking biological fact. Featuring a classic silhouette and just enough judgment in the text, this piece is ideal for streetwear lovers, science nerds, and anyone with a dark sense of humor. Whether you're layering it for a cryptid hunt or wearing it alone while Googling "can koalas sue for defamation" — it just works. 100% cotton face, soft fleece inside Side-seamed construction (for structure, not structure in your life) Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem Sourced ethically, printed sinfully Runs small — size up unless you enjoy suffering. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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