Ew. Dad Hat

Red hats had their moment—and let’s just say, it wasn’t a great one. Enter the "Ew?" dad hat, the perfect antidote to that hat. Whether you’re dodging bad vibes, questionable politics, or unsolicited opinions, this low-profile beauty does the talking for you. One word. Two letters. Maximum impact. With its comfy, unstructured fit and a message that says exactly what we’re all thinking, it’s perfect for rallies, brunch, or just reminding everyone that some things should never come back in style. 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo option flexes with 65% polyester) Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design—because subtlety is key 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability, perfect for keeping your head cool during heated debates Adjustable strap with antique buckle for a fit that screams, “We’re done here.” Responsibly sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh—because we care about actual greatness This hat isn’t sitting in a warehouse next to bad decisions and outdated slogans. It’s made just for you as soon as you place your order. Sure, it takes a little longer to deliver, but greatness—real greatness—takes time. By making products on demand instead of in bulk, we’re keeping things sustainable and reducing overproduction. Thanks for choosing a hat that’s not only bold but also thoughtful. Because the only thing we’re making in excess is statements. 🖤

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